Welcome to Shoplyfter - If you thought running retail business is another 'get-rich-quick' scheme I must disappoint you, because instead of making money you waste your time with rebellious juveniles who think shoplifting is just a cool thing. Well, if they want to have some fun we are going to give them 'fun time' and hard lesson of life at the same time. We catch these culprits, take them to our little backroom and fuck the shit out of them. After all, they don't want to deal with serious consequences, right?!